when your parents force you to go somewhere with them and when you arrive there, they start asking you questions like “are you okay?” “what’s wrong?” and tell you ridiculous things like “can you at least smile or not look bored” “can you try to enjoy?” “stop sulking and talk”
when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.
there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”