I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought
It’s depressing seeing how many people give up on their dreams at a young age because they’re told to “be realistic”.
thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this
liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204
when someone’s so attractive you want to fuck their brains out in the craziest way imaginable but they’re also rly nice and interesting and you wanna give their heart lil kisses and read books with them and cook breakfast for them in the morning
nicki minaj if youre reading this please push me down a flight of stairs
I would describe myself as glamirouse, mysteriouse, and a bit
'hey, what did you do on your vacation?'
me: *has guest in town*
me: *wants to do nothing but sleep*
at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.